I legit just quoted the little girl from “Despicable Me” in reference to my beard with the voice of a wookie, “IT’S SO FLUFFY, I’M GONNA DIE!” And then snapped this picture.
(Also corduroy)
I look like Kurt Russell and shit.
I send pointless selfies to everyone I have on snapchat. People I think regret adding me. #annoyingboredfukk
my Garrett has the most beautiful beard

